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Hey guys. So I had a pretty odd experience moments ago that I thought I'd share with you. As you can tell from the title I almost died, but not in the sense you're thinking.

I had been sitting in the lunch room on this very computer waiting for 6:00 to roll by so I could go home when out of the blue a guy walks by. Normally I wouldn't have paid it any attention because, you know, this is a college lunch room. People walk by all the time to get to other classes and get lunch; however, what made me take a second look at him was his entire being.

I can't really describe the way his face looked but I've found a pretty good picture. [link] This is pretty ironic because he walked like a cowboy as well without his thumbs in his pockets.

He walked through the middle of the lunch area, looking around for something with that glare on his face and stopped dead center. Again normally this wouldn't have bothered me but the guy literally looked like he wanted to murder someone if he got the chance.  Not to mention he was only a few feet away from me when he stopped. So I kinda freaked out to my friends whom I was chatting with online before he started walking away.

Ten minutes later he walked back into the lunch area still looking the same but he was walking almost like he was coming at me. Again I freaked out to my friends. Some joked about me being bigger than him and making odd noises to show I wasn't weak but when he stopped walking to stand a few feet away (I'm not kidding you guys, he was like three feet away from me.) I kinda sat really still and almost stopped breathing. I didn't know what he was looking at but the next time I turned around he was gone. He disappeared not just walked away. In the big expanse of the commons and lunch room, he just went poof! So I freaked out to my friends again and they told me to just listen to music, play games or read. I was already doing all that when it started so nothing really helped.

I tried to distract myself with the conversations and such, but when I had finally calmed down the guy appeared again! This time he looked reallllly pissed. The worst part was he was heading right for me. So I freaked the fuck out to my friends and they told me to get up and RUN but that's kind of hard to do when you have text books and a lap top thrown all over the table. So I tried to calm down as he stopped in front of me and looked me dead in the eye. I'm not gonna say anything like "My life flashed before my eyes and I knew I was dead right there", but I can't really articulate what I thought at that very moment. My brain was just like, 'Oh so now he's gonna kill me............ WTFSHKSLFJSNMDM' and after I asked if I could help him it kinda just exploded in my face.

"Do you know where the Fitness Center is?" ......Yeah. He literally said that. No 'Congratulations Ms. Brownlowe, it's time to die painfully slow' it was that. So I explained where it was the best I could with a brain going the speed of a snail and the icing on the cake was the thing that came out of his mouth after I finished explaining.

"Thanks Miss. My boyfriend's gonna be pissed if I'm not out there waiting for him."

I just about exploded in my chair. I'm not kidding either. I was WAY embarrassed. So that ends my little story about how I almost died.

Mitsi~*